A Northern lass

[FishyFolk]

A man marries a southern girl. He demands that she irons his shirts, keeps the house spotless and have dinner ready for him when he comes home.
She sulks for a couple of days, but when he comes home from work on the 3rd day, the house is spotless, the shirts are ironed and dinner is ready.

Another man marries a west coast girl. He demands that she irons his shirts, keeps the house spotless and have dinner ready for him when he comes home.
She quarrels and sulks about it for a a couple of weeks, but then when he comes home on the thrird week the house is spotless and dinner is ready.

The third man marries a northern lass. He demands that she irons his shirts, keeps the house spotless and have dinner ready for him when he comes home.
After 3-4 days he manages to open one of his eyes, and can move one arm enough to fix himself a sandwich....

[CheddarMan]

Ooooooh, is it a joke thread......




Last night, I reached out for my liquid viagra on the bedside table but drank some Tippex instead.

This morning I woke up with a huge correction.

[Woody]

A man marries a southern girl. He demands that she irons his shirts, keeps the house spotless and have dinner ready for him when he comes home.
She sulks for a couple of days, but when he comes home from work on the 3rd day, the house is spotless, the shirts are ironed and dinner is ready.

Another man marries a west coast girl. He demands that she irons his shirts, keeps the house spotless and have dinner ready for him when he comes home.
She quarrels and sulks about it for a a couple of weeks, but then when he comes home on the thrird week the house is spotless and dinner is ready.

The third man marries a northern lass. He demands that she irons his shirts, keeps the house spotless and have dinner ready for him when he comes home.
After 3-4 days he manages to open one of his eyes, and can move one arm enough to fix himself a sandwich....

Brilliant, got to love the northern lasses...