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    The Museum of Curiosities

    OK, chaps. A discussion thread.
    If you were invited to contribute just one thing to a museum, what would it be?
    It can be a public thing or a private thing. A thing that's already in a museum, a thing sitting in your shed, a thing we take for granted. Or the kind of thing that is only found in a romantic's heart.
    Whatever.
    Feel free to be as flippant or as serious as you like.
    Let's see what kind of museum we can come up with...
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    Great idea Humakt, got a few artifacts suitable for your museum...

    It's the perfect place for my "roudtwit".

    It's perfectly round and its quite small.

    It was given to me as a present by my lovely mrs, because every time she asks me about the huge list of jobs, I tend to say :

    " I was gonna do it , but I didn't get around to it..."

    I think she fancies herself as a bit of a comedian...


    Anyways , I'll post a picture when I get around to it...


    Edit: picture added as I got one... So no excuses.



    Last edited by Woody; 21-07-2016 at 04:35 PM.

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    How about a scale replica of a Dick Proenneke log cabin complete with contents?

    Or,

    a heated kidney shaped pool,
    a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
    a Dyna-Gym
    a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
    a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
    real simulated Indian jewelry,
    a Gucci shoetree,
    a year's supply of antibiotics,
    a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
    and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
    a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
    Rosemary's baby,
    a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
    a new Matador, a new mastodon,
    a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
    a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
    a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
    a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
    a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
    a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
    or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
    a Las Vegas wedding,
    a Mexican divorce,
    a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
    or a baby's arm holding an apple?
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    Oh sorry and surely the Mora Companion should go in there too? A basic cheap knife that most of us own or have owned...

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    A pair of walking boots?

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    Just ONE thing????? Dang, that would be a bit difficult for me....

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    I miss the good 'ol days!

    My more practical contribution would be an axe or an axe head...or a crosscut saw. It was timber which drove the economy in New England for so long (and still does, but to a lesser extent) in the colonial days, and timber that made made life possible for settlers as far north as Maine and as far south as the southern Appalachians.
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    A Rubix cube, it would be interesting to observe people guessng it's function
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    One for me has local connections. Sunderland as most of you will be aware was a shipbuilding/mining community and my dad (and his dad and his dad and his dad and so on) worked in a shipyard. To commemorate the 100th SD14 ship built on the river wear all of the shipwrights that worked on it got a perfect to scale steel model of the ship. Its around 6 inches long and now has a nice patina and has sat on his mantlepiece for years. There aren't too many of them about and I think they're a great curio for industrial history, shame Sunderland museum doesn't have one, but nobody that has one will part with it!

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    A photo of a beautiful UK woodland with the title "UK TripAdvisor pokemon free wasteland 0/10"
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    Good thread idea.
    I'd put my first camera in there. It's a Practika LTL, an old 35mm slr built in East Germany. I got it for my 13th birthday and it was about 25yrs old then. I haven't used it for years but whenever I stumble across it I wind it on and trigger the shutter, and it still works. Beautifully simple, rugged engineering and needs no batteries. I have no use for it but don't have the heart to get rid. So a museum would be perfect.
    Last edited by Pootle; 20-07-2016 at 08:53 PM.

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