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    Samuel Hearne Bernie's Avatar
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    Funny one liners

    I follow a Twitter account called Funny One Liners so my stream isn't all work and no play. I thought of you lot when I saw this one come through today:

    Hunting is easier for vegans because it's easier to sneak up on plants.
    I thought it might be entertaining to hear a few more from you all - I bet you have at least a few.

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    Very funny.!!!hahaha

    Vegan Red Indian word for "Bad Hunter"
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    dear vegetarians: my food liturally craps on yours

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    Great start guys - both had me giggling a foul mood away.

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    Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
    "If you were to ask me what I consider to be my finest achievement, I could answer the question without hesitation: teaching." ~ Raymond Blanc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ehecatl View Post
    Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
    Now I do like that one

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    Horse walks into a pub, barman asks why the long face?

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    Two lions walking down the High Street, the one on the left says "Quiet here, innit...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by laika View Post
    Two lions walking down the High Street, the one on the left says "Quiet here, innit...."
    THAT one gave me a laugh this dark and gloomy morning. Thanks!

    Josh
    "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time..." ~Steven Wright~

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    Q: Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

    A: Because they can't get the wrappers off!



    Clue for forum members outside of the UK:-

    Last edited by Ehecatl; 30-12-2014 at 12:43 PM. Reason: spelling
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