I follow a Twitter account called Funny One Liners so my stream isn't all work and no play. I thought of you lot when I saw this one come through today:
I thought it might be entertaining to hear a few more from you all - I bet you have at least a few.Hunting is easier for vegans because it's easier to sneak up on plants.
Very funny.!!!hahaha
Vegan Red Indian word for "Bad Hunter"
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dear vegetarians: my food liturally craps on yours
Great start guys - both had me giggling a foul mood away.
Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
"If you were to ask me what I consider to be my finest achievement, I could answer the question without hesitation: teaching." ~ Raymond Blanc.
Now I do like that oneOriginally Posted by Ehecatl
Horse walks into a pub, barman asks why the long face?
Two lions walking down the High Street, the one on the left says "Quiet here, innit...."
THAT one gave me a laugh this dark and gloomy morning. Thanks!
Josh
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Q: Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
A: Because they can't get the wrappers off!
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