I resemble that remark!!!! ...wait, that's not right.
Okay fine I'll cook!
Menu
Appetisers
Cheese & Biscuits (Matt's actually. Oh and his port if he brings it)
Starters
Bannock with bacon served with a chisel
Main
Bannock with sausage and bacon served with a Gränsfors small forest axe
Desert
Sweet Bannock a la smarties, served with one of Tony's ash ladles
Thanks gents! I bet you can't wait!