Now that's funny! I thought it was specailly funny when he had to fumble around with that sword strapped to his back! Very effective deployment when laying in a hole waiting for a stupid, blind, deaf and olfactory challenged Deer to stumble over him. LOL Of course you only do this when desperate.
Last edited by Amazed; 19-03-2012 at 03:04 PM.
Smoothin it
Why are people like that allowed out of hospital? What annoyed me though was the title "How to kill a deer with a knife (when desperate & without tools; more below...)" No tools? How did he dig the hole? what were those things that he suggested using to kill the worlds most retarded deer with? Even if he used a stick to dig the hole, isn't that an improvised tool and therefore still a tool.
He'd have more luck getting a deer into a white van by telling it he would give it sweeties.
He IS the tool !!
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Nuf said.Originally Posted by Old Guard
Everybody who does bushcraft should have a friend like this bloke or Mountainous. That way when we bugger up, we'll still look like vaguely competant people compared to that pair of galahs
It's people like this that make me hesitate to wear my excellent camo jacket when out in the woods. Specially when I got my 9 inch blade Leuku strapped to the back of my backpack...lolEverybody who does bushcraft should have a friend like this bloke or Mountainous. That way when we bugger up, we'll still look like vaguely competant people compared to that pair of galahs
Victory awaits the one, that has everything in order - luck we call it
Defeat is an absolute consequense for the one that have neglected to do the necessary preparations - bad luck we call it
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Agreed, every group should have a 'village idiot'. Heck, my group at work has, makes the rest of us look more competent. Lol
Saying this is Billy Connolly should be enough of a warning.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qenzQaXM6Pw
Last edited by CanadianMike; 29-07-2012 at 05:25 PM.
That vid made me cry with laughter and fall off the chair Mike
Billy has the same effect on me Tony! Lol
"Now that we've got you out of that hole in the ground, we'd like you to help us with some science!"
"REALLY! I ARE SCIENCE GOOD!"
"Yes, we know, we can tell from your excellent digging skills and knowledge of trauma!"
"YAY! SCIENCE!"
"Ok, please stick your hand in that hole... Yes, that one there..."
"ARGH OH MY GOD **** **** MOTHER****ING **** BASTARD OW OUCH OWIE **** SON OF A *****!"
"So thats what its like to get bitten by a funnelweb spider. Scratch more science off the list!"
This is my bet next time i'm not sure if a funnelweb is down its hole.
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