urban survival tips

[Metal mug]

Yeah -I was just thinking the same thing, 'cos nothing very exciting happens in our village.

Having said that we had a wet bedraggled middle-aged woman knock on our door at 11.30 xmas evening. Nursing a broken arm she said she needed help 'cos she'd spent the last 3 hours in a ditch up the lane, and had to crawl to safety (like some kind of female Joe Simpson), and said she was desparately trying to survive. I think the 3 bottles of wine she'd apparently drunk earlier helped numb the pain, and it certainly livened up our xmas with the ambulance and the police getting the curtains twitching. Our 17 year old lad (who answered the door) was a little freaked though!

Ha ha. She sounds like a normal British citizen.

[Fletching]

I live in Cornwall.

Martin

I live in Brixton.

Don't mess - my chai tea is stronger than your wing chun (that's No. 67 on the menu, isn't it?).

Haai-ya!



Steve

[Martin]

I have to go up to that London next month some time. I'll be sure to bear this advice in mind whilst I'm there.

Martin

[Silverback]

I live in Brixton.

Don't mess - my chai tea is stronger than your wing chun (that's No. 67 on the menu, isn't it?).

Haai-ya!



Steve

I'm from the North. I have a Black Pudding belt (9th Eyup) in Ecky Thump so there

[cuppa joe]

old proverb served me well so far - strike first or be struck first

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.... make of that what you will

well put.

[cuppa joe]

I'm from the North. I have a Black Pudding belt (9th Eyup) in Ecky Thump so there

ecky thump ...brilliant sketch.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJxGi8bizEg...really funny.

[Silverback]

ecky thump ...brilliant sketch.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJxGi8bizEg...really funny.

Aah a man after my own heart, someone who appreciates good comedy

[Juanodaxis]

I live in Newport, so you definitely need some skills around here. Saying that, if I say " hello bud, long time no see, hows your dad doing, you still got that dog?" in a situation as described, I may end up down the hospital, because lately, the percentage of people around in Newport that is actually from here is quite small, so I would say that and the guy may don't even understand what I'm saying, and that's rich coming from me, I know.

[cuppa joe]

I live in Newport, so you definitely need some skills around here. Saying that, if I say " hello bud, long time no see, hows your dad doing, you still got that dog?" in a situation as described, I may end up down the hospital, because lately, the percentage of people around in Newport that is actually from here is quite small, so I would say that and the guy may don't even understand what I'm saying, and that's rich coming from me, I know.

Im from sunny Bradford originally but have moved up to the highlands for a while .

[old dog new tricks]

love it! i live in newport as well, i was down lower dock st yesterday and there was a guy walking toward me with about half a dozen dogs i dont know if they were for protection or if he'd lost his sled!