I'm a bit worried that a leg might sink into boggy ground - even if that might seem to be the appropriate place for it!
But a mental image of Ivan toppling 'mid-exercise' seems to turn the concept an excellent idea!
Sorry Iv' I couldn't resist!
I could inlay wires, run a current through it form a free loader, just to keep the frost off it
And I'll set up an infrared camera, to watch for Ivan's...exercises...
That would be so cool
CLAP clearly loudly, as an order, with pauses
If you stretch out both arms to represent all time on earth, then with one stroke of a nail file you could eradicate all human history, and 98 per cent of all human history was spent in the stone age.
Thanks bigzee. I like your folding idea. Looks more solid than mine
I can remember digging a trench in Canada for a thunder box at our FOB. The Engineers hadn't arrived so it was out with the entrenching tools and digging down for 8ft. The local H&S people even came out to measure it! once the wooden thunder box was placed on top some absolute wag put a notice up saying anything over 5lbs should be lowered for H&S reasons. Still chuckle at that. Can't beat that Forces sense of humour. Ah ze English sense of humour, now ve making ze jokes about ze farting ja?
Where's the toilet paper holder?
Do you want to be happy or do you want to be normal?