There is a comedian in Canada I used to watch called Red Green, he has many pithy sayings but my favourite is "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Andy
There is a comedian in Canada I used to watch called Red Green, he has many pithy sayings but my favourite is "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Andy
I totally reject your reality and substitute my own.
Anything from the film 'Snatch'. "If I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know what it tastes like".
"Never look at your mum when she's eating a banana."
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ughhh I can't believe you made me think of that.
You don't need to be a murderous psychopath to live in the woods but it helps.
Do you want to be happy or do you want to be normal?
Red Green, classic quote.
Every time I see the title of this thread, I keep coming back to one quote in my mind. It's not funny, witty, pithy or well-known. You would never hear it in a movie, but it's something that I think a lot of the younger generation that I know could learn from.
It's a lesson on being humble and being able to take correction when needed (which was a lot for me in my younger days.) Sometimes you just have to be humble enough to suck it up and admit you were wrong about something, learn a lesson, and move on.
"In a soft heart, even the lightest touch will leave an impression."
W.C. Fields once said...'I like children; I just couldn't eat a whole one'.
Ged orf moy land
"It's nice to be important but it's much more important to be nice."
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
A wise man once said let's get the f##k out of here
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