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    Sorry it was a lame attempt at a cross-lingual...

    Sorry it was a lame attempt at a cross-lingual joke. I was suggesting that Norway never suffers from a lack of water and is beautifully uncrowded. Over here we have a ban on hose pipes if it is...
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    The Mendips! There are loads of nice places to...

    The Mendips! There are loads of nice places to sleep out, I do it at least once a month. My son has even slept in a cave a few times with his mate.
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    I was in a Sea King that lost power once. We...

    I was in a Sea King that lost power once. We very nearly shat our pants let me tell you! All ended ok though, and we thought they were having a laugh with us, then when we landed and the loadmaster...
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    Could we do a quicker Norwegian lesson? How...

    Could we do a quicker Norwegian lesson? How about the words for "drought" and "over crowded"?
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    I think that is what happens if you don't...

    I think that is what happens if you don't understand how the stave works! A bow isn't something you can carve or make froma piece of wood, it has to be what a stave wants to give you. I have made a...
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    A bowel resection is the smelliest operation I...

    A bowel resection is the smelliest operation I have ever been involved with.

    Get well soon.
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    Have a nice weekend. Which part of the moor...

    Have a nice weekend.

    Which part of the moor are you going to?
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    You are going to Dartmoor for a few days? I...

    You are going to Dartmoor for a few days? I would ditch the axe and buy a new compass.

    You really don't need 70l for a couple of days on Dartmoor. You have waaaaaaaay overpacked there.
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    Another good option to get your feather stick to...

    Another good option to get your feather stick to ignite quickly is to make the cuts cleanly and deeply as suggested, then soak the whole thing in petrol. It'll work way better that way.
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    Ooooooh, is it a joke thread...... Last...

    Ooooooh, is it a joke thread......




    Last night, I reached out for my liquid viagra on the bedside table but drank some Tippex instead.

    This morning I woke up with a huge correction.
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    Care and maintenance hmmm, this is a very...

    Care and maintenance hmmm, this is a very important issue. When it is up, try not to tug too much at it, as that will make it go floppier quicker. If you have to touch it, stroke it and give it the...
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    Don't faff about with patches, get some...

    Don't faff about with patches, get some Stormsure..... http://www.stormsure.com/index.php/adhesives.html

    Spread it on, bingo.

    All your worries will vanish. Amazon is the best place to get it.
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    I think the key thing is the speed and strength...

    I think the key thing is the speed and strength of your erection. You really don't want it too floppy, nice and firm will definitely be the most satisfying. Also consider how many it will be for,...
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    I have to admit, I secretly really fancy BASE...

    I have to admit, I secretly really fancy BASE jumping. I know it is the sport of lunatics, but what a hoot. In fact it should be in the Olympics!
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    Yeah, it's not easy. I will ignore the little...

    Yeah, it's not easy.

    I will ignore the little dig about my over-confidence, well except to say that I have been walking and climbing, summer and winter, in all the mountains of the UK, the Alps...
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    This is a perennial favourite for forums like...

    This is a perennial favourite for forums like this. And the answer is really tricky. The balance is between making walking to lovely places an elite sport that requires licences and permits and...
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    Do no harm.....but take no crap

    Do no harm.....but take no crap
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    To be honest, if you are looking for something...

    To be honest, if you are looking for something like this for use in a 'survival' type situation, one designed to eat fish and chips is probably not the best buy. You are much better off buying one...
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    I know I am free some time in October, I will be...

    I know I am free some time in October, I will be more than happy to come and show you how to do it all in person. If you let me know when you have booked my flight and booked my accommodation I will...
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    If I could just add, before the pace beads you...

    If I could just add, before the pace beads you need to do one key thing. You have to find a school running track/leisure centre with a running track. Then walk the 100m sprint track a bunch of...
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    Contact your local orienteering club, they often...

    Contact your local orienteering club, they often have navigation courses.

    Or find a mate who knows what they are at and go for a weekend walking.

    I have run navigation courses under the NNAS...
  22. Now I am getting tres confused.....humakt has...

    Now I am getting tres confused.....humakt has been telling us over and over that the technology has changed, and you are telling me that the technology hasn't changed :confused:

    Anyway, I didn't...
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    Humans are made of meat too. Do you eat them?

    Humans are made of meat too. Do you eat them?
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    Stick it on ebay and make a few quid? ...

    Stick it on ebay and make a few quid?

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Compass-in-original-case-as-used-Spitfire-hurricane-/331917747685?hash=item4d47d6e5e5:g:vi0AAOSwNuxXY-U4
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    If you like these little daily sayings, then have...

    If you like these little daily sayings, then have a think about downloading the Momentum app for Chrome (if you use Chrome). I have it, and every day it gives you a neat little motivational quote,...
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