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    WW2 joke

    It's 76 years since the Battle of Narvik, and here is a story from that little incident:

    During the Nazi invasion a large group of Jerry troops was moving up a road when they heard someone shout from the other side of a ridge:
    "One Norwegian soldier is better than 10 Nazi!"
    The Nazi commander immediately sends ten of his best men over the top. A furious firefight breaks lose, and after a while it goes silent, and a voice calls out:
    "One Norwegian soldier is better than 100 Nazi!"
    The furious Nazi officer send another 100 men over the top. The sounds of a raging battle is heard, but when it gets silent, a voice calls out:
    "One Norwegian soldier is better than 1000 Nazi"
    The Nazi commander half mad with rage, scarpes together 1000 men and orders them over the top. The sound of gunfire, grenades in a veritable inferno breaks lose. Then it is silence. After a while a single wounded Nazi comes crawling back and cries:
    "Do not send any more men, it is a trap...there is two of them!
    Victory awaits the one, that has everything in order - luck we call it
    Defeat is an absolute consequense for the one that have neglected to do the necessary preparations - bad luck we call it
    (Roald Amundsen)

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    Absolutely brilliant!
    Nothing like a good chuckle first thing in the morning.
    Thank you Sir

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    Lol.
    When we were posted to gjendersheim lodge in the 80s the man who owned the place was the local commander during WW2 and why your joke rings true with me
    is that he is still to date the biggest man i have seen.

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    LOLOLOLOL
    Now that's a good one
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    If there are no women around and a man says something, is he still wrong?

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