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    Quote Originally Posted by laika View Post
    Comedy Gold! Many thanks, that has truly brightened up a winter evening!

    P.S. there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those........
    who don't.

    Love that one.
    "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time..." ~Steven Wright~

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    LOLOLOL Those are great, Josh, though I don't think many people on our side of the pond are familiar with the Kelvin scale
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    "Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe."
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    "Be prepared, not scared."
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    Don't listen to Atoms.....they make up everything....
    "Travel a thousand miles by train and you are a brute;
    pedal five hundred on a bicycle and you remain basically a bourgeois;
    paddle a hundred in a canoe and you are already a child of nature."
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Tim- View Post
    Don't listen to Atoms.....they make up everything....
    Ok, that made me laugh out loud at my desk.
    "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time..." ~Steven Wright~

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    Shakespear walks into a bar and the barman says "get out! you're bard!"

    Horse walks into a bar and the barman asks "why the long face?"

    A white horse walks into a bar, the barman says "Hey! We've got a whisky named after you!" and the horse replies "What? Eric?"

    Phoned up the takeaway last night and asked "do you deliver?" and they said "no, we do chicken, pork and beef"

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    May I remind folks about the rules, and in particular about language. If you think a word needs letters changing to hide its meaning then it should not be on this forum. Anything not meeting the rules will just be deleted.

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    Sorry jus young, won't happen again

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    I woke up grumpy... next time I will let her sleep...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbrown14 View Post


    Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
    Unless his name was William Rankine, and then he'd be OR. Sorry ! I'll get my coat
    Ne te confundant illigitimi It is always a pleasure to see what you can make !, instead of buying it ready made. R Proenneke.

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    Thread now locked as it is becoming tiresome having to moderate it all the time. The last post deleted was definitely not what we want to see on a forum considered to be family orientated.

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