Man gets lost in his own back garden‏

[John_McC]

Unbelievable just seen this on the BBC news feed, "Man gets lost in his own back garden" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news...where-26450536

[headshot]

ahh the demon drink lol...when it said australia i was expecting them to say his back garden was 20'000 acres

[Ehecatl]

That's nothing. My brother-in-law got lost in a port-a-loo. He was trying to get out and had tried every single surface apart from the one that actually opened - this is generally referred to as the door.

I suspect his difficulties were due to the fact it was dark. And he'd had loads of Kroneburgh. And loads of vodka and red bull. And a bottle of port. And he didn't have a torch!

Not too sure if there's a moral here but on the bright side we only had one square metre to search for him and not 20 acres!

M@

[OakAshandThorn]

*facepalm*