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    All your IT problems solved by this one statement.

    Have you tried turning it off and on again? - Copyright Graham Linehan

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    Always works for me
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    Sometimes I just turn in off and back on again to make it seem like I know what I'm doing.

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    As an IT professional I can truthfully say it does fix most things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by resnikov View Post
    As an IT professional I can truthfully say it does fix most things.
    As a teenager i can agree.
    When in doubt Brew-Up!

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    ha! As a software developer i can tell you I do this quite a lot.

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    As an IT Program Manager, I can set up a project team to look into the validity of the statement, its budgetary constraints and a timescale for delivery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fletching View Post
    As an IT Program Manager, I can set up a project team to look into the validity of the statement, its budgetary constraints and a timescale for delivery.
    As a Project Manager I could run it for you, what are your rates like ? :-)
    Don't sweat the small stuff - and it's ALL small stuff...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul standley View Post
    As a Project Manager I could run it for you, what are your rates like ? :-)
    ...still considering whether we should do it with Agile or Prince 2. I'll let you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fletching View Post
    ...still considering whether we should do it with Agile or Prince 2. I'll let you know.
    I'm a formal line x line task management sort of guy so definately Prince 2...
    Don't sweat the small stuff - and it's ALL small stuff...!

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