Approximately thirty minutes ago, at 12:00 GMT, I received word from the United States Department of Defence (USDOD) regarding the whereabouts of Ivan, codename: sleepy weasel.

The following images where captured by a combination of torpedo boat (using high power, telephoto lens) on routine patrol, and NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration), just off the Golfito coast, Central America. Latitude : 8.600 Longitude : -83.167.



As of yet his mental and physical condition cannot be verified. Some time between visual contact and deployment of in shore dirigible, sleepy weasel made good his escape as the light faded, leaving no trace and no leads for the authorities to follow.









If anyone has any information, regarding the currant location of codename sleepy weasel, you are advised NOT to approach and to notify Devon County Council, on 01234 567890.