This Just In...

[Adam Savage]

Approximately thirty minutes ago, at 12:00 GMT, I received word from the United States Department of Defence (USDOD) regarding the whereabouts of Ivan, codename: sleepy weasel.

The following images where captured by a combination of torpedo boat (using high power, telephoto lens) on routine patrol, and NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration), just off the Golfito coast, Central America. Latitude : 8.600 Longitude : -83.167.



As of yet his mental and physical condition cannot be verified. Some time between visual contact and deployment of in shore dirigible, sleepy weasel made good his escape as the light faded, leaving no trace and no leads for the authorities to follow.









If anyone has any information, regarding the currant location of codename sleepy weasel, you are advised NOT to approach and to notify Devon County Council, on 01234 567890.

[Ben Casey]

Good I hope he does get found soon I bet he is a right danger to society

[Metal mug]

If anyone has any information, regarding the currant location of codename sleepy weasel, you are advised NOT to approach and to notify Devon County Council, on 01234 567890.

You must of got the number wrong, I phoned it and all I got was a dialing tone.

[Adam Savage]

I got the speaking clock...lol

[Metal mug]

I got the speaking clock...lol

You can't get the speaking clock anymore, it's been cut.

[GwersyllaCnau]

You can't get the speaking clock anymore, it's been cut.

dial 123 for the speaking clock

[Metal mug]

Well what do you know 8:08 and fifty seconds. BT hasn't scrapped it yet, enjoy it while it's there.

[Adam Savage]

I stayed on the line from 21:00 and 3 seconds, until 21:10 and 34 seconds. Still couldn't get through to the guys to tell them I may have information leading to the whereabouts of sleepy weasel.

[Metal mug]

It's a conspiracy!

[Adam Savage]

I bet they have some kind of recording device, possible a call trace too, to get further information for their suspect profile. They may even be taking profits from the call charges, to fund their next operation...codename: FingerMouse.